Periwinkle

I was naughty as a guest.

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The Linen Closet
The linen closet is a dark, snug space, with barely enough room for one person in it. You notice what feel like towels, blankets, sheets, and spare pillows. One useful thing you've discovered is a metal doorknob set at waist level into what might be a door. Another is a small button, set into the wall.
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@gender male
Gender set to male.
Your pronouns: he,him,his,his,himself,He,Him,His,His,Himself
@go #17
The Living Room
It is very bright, open, and airy here, with large plate-glass windows looking southward over the pool to the gardens beyond. On the north wall, there is a rough stonework fireplace. The east and west walls are almost completely covered with large, well-stocked bookcases. An exit in the northwest corner leads to the kitchen and, in a more northerly direction, to the entrance hall. The door into the coat closet is at the north end of the east wall, and at the south end is a sliding glass door leading out onto a wooden deck. There are two sets of couches, one clustered around the fireplace and one with a view out the windows.
You see Welcome Poster, a fireplace, the living room couch, Helpful Person Finder, The Birthday Machine, lag meter, and Raven here.
Luchina (tingling) (out on her feet), habibi_gun (distracted), Khaki_Guest, cobot, redgirl (red and racy), and Rara_Avis_Goose (A.k.a. Cocowalk) are here.
@refuse moves
Refusal of Everybody for 7 days added.
Rara_Avis_Goose [to redgirl]: do @aka ssg
Red_Guest teleports in.
Red_Guest giggles.
You say, "Sure is late."
You say, "Too late."
Red_Guest nods solemnly.
Red_Guest says, "it is."
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "not too late for me"
redgirl [to Rara_Avis_Goose]: Do yopu have something in mind?
You say, "Bah, that's because you're not from the greatest country on the face of God's green Earth."
Rara_Avis_Goose [to redgirl]: likw like what?
Rara_Avis_Goose [to Periwinkle_Guest]: where is that?
redgirl [to Rara_Avis_Goose]: Something to stop it being too late for you...
Periwinkle_Guest [to Rara_Avis_Goose]: Serbia
Rara_Avis_Goose [to redgirl]: it's only 11 here. Why is that ;llate?
Periwinkle_Guest rolls his eyes.
Rara_Avis_Goose [to Periwinkle_Guest]: You guys stopped fighting?
You say, "Yes, ethnic cleansing tends to have that effect"
Red_Guest grins.
Periwinkle_Guest [to Rara_Avis_Goose]: Want some free soap?
Rara_Avis_Goose [to Periwinkle_Guest]: where are you really from? Your English is too good.
redgirl *blushes* at her misunderstanding
Rara_Avis_Goose (A.k.a. Cocowalk) grins at redgirl.
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "so whose bitches are you?"
Periwinkle_Guest [to Rara_Avis_Goose]: What? Only Brits, Americans and Australians are allowed to speak English correctly? Should I be saying "Prease talkie-talkie? No can understand you, Joe"?
You say, "Red's my bitch. I'm Red's bitch."
Red_Guest says, "I'm his bitch"
You say, "Me rove you rong time."
Rara_Avis_Goose [to Periwinkle_Guest]: My name is not Joe. It's Rag.
redgirl is glad she isn't a bitch...
Rara_Avis_Goose nods, "Them bitches."
You say, "I'm in heat. I want to have puppies."
Rara_Avis_Goose [to Periwinkle_Guest]: but you are a he
You say, "Look at my prominent vulva and my damp tail."
Red_Guest humps Periwinkle_Guest.
Periwinkle_Guest yelps and growls.
Periwinkle_Guest whimpers at Red_Guest.
You say, "Fill me with that puppy sauce."
Rara_Avis_Goose laughes at the guests.
Red_Guest licks Periwinkle_Guest.
Periwinkle_Guest thumps his tail against the floor.
Rara_Avis_Goose [to redgirl]: you can be my bitch
redgirl eeps!
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "too much PDA"
redgirl nods
You say, "I do not have a palm pilot."
redgirl exclaims, "It was ok until the 'puppy-sauce'. Eeew!"
You say, "Dogs have to cum, too."
You say, "Not just you hairless humans."
Rara_Avis_Goose .o0 ( I didn't thingk g dogs have palm pilots)
redgirl says, "I know they do...I study sex."
habibi_gun shucks off his dust cover and hacks Periwinkle_Guest's port with his geeky DB-9 connector!
Rara_Avis_Goose [to redgirl]: you are a sex therapist?
redgirl [to Rara_Avis_Goose]: No, just a hobby.
You say, "Great big squirty, smelly, yellow gobs of cur spunk."
Rara_Avis_Goose [to Periwinkle_Guest]: you gotta go
Rara_Avis_Goose [to redgirl]: it's a fun hobby.
You say, "All in a shuddering shangri-la"
redgirl [to Periwinkle_Guest]: Is it yellow?
You say, "Nothing beats a red hot dog poking out of a furry caddy"
Red_Guest says, "bleh"
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "oh please, stop oit."
You say, "The awkward tension of a dog's pooper just before they let fly with a brown gift."
redgirl gets a bit tired of the vulgarity
The cuckoo clock begins making a small whirring noise.
>> Cuckoo! <<
You hear a small click coming from the cuckoo clock.
You say, "I kept licking and licking but he didn't seem to notice or appreciate my work."
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "definitely not Serbia..."
You say, "We fuck dog plenty Serbia we do."
You say, "Hefty mountain hounds who mount us"
habibi_gun laughs at Rara_Avis_Goose (A.k.a. Cocowalk).
Quoth the Raven, "Gabaldon won't go to Holland with me."
Rara_Avis_Goose (A.k.a. Cocowalk) grins at habibi_gun.
habibi_gun articulates, "you think serbians use a phrase like 'ethnic cleansing'? they call it 'the murder of my village. my people.'"
You say, "Rite of passage. Eat skull of Croat. Bend over. Mountain hound hump us."
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "too many good english ohrases..."
You say, "Better than spearchucker rites"
You say, "ENGLISH IS NOT THE SOLE DOMAIN OF AMERICA, CANADA, BRITAIN OR AUSTRALIA"
You say, "God. Get over yourself already."
You say, "I can't use cyrillic here anyway."
Rara_Avis_Goose says, "don't forget South Africa"
redgirl slides open the glass door to the deck and slips out, sliding it closed behind her.
habibi_gun [to Periwinkle_Guest]: no one said you had to
You say, "redgirl crave mountain hound who be mountin' her"
You say, "she tug his ears and call him slobodan"