Sensual Respites
Atmosphere of a campus coffee shop, air saturated with too many exotic scents.
Everything is looking a bit more worn, more tired than last time you were
 here.  Everyone's wondering, 'When will this old place finally close?  How
 can she be making any money?' 
Type '@help here' for instructions on how to use the Play Stage and Mezzanine,
 and on how to @bounce.  If you abuse the @bounce feature, you will be
 permanently banned from the room.
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Exits lead northeast to Members Only, down to Dungeon, west to Sensual Studio,
 southeast to Sensual Retreat, enter to Sensual Hot Tub, northwest to The Den
 Of Love, north to The Sex Room, up to Mezzanine, south to Sensual Scrabble,
 and int to Interior.
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Mezzanine (open) is here.  Play Stage (open) is here.  Gallery bench is
 invitingly empty.  Sofa is invitingly empty.
Female: hhsb.  Male: Fred_Smythe, raptor and Mauve_Guest.
Refusal of Everybody for 7 days added.
You say, "hlaghu"
You say, "wertouia"
You say, "xvmbs"
Dean_Martyr teleports in.
Dean_Martyr raises an eyebrow at hhsb.
Dean_Martyr goes down (so to speak...).
-dean_martyr What's up Jew?
I see no "dean_martyr" here.
hhsb says, "URF HURF "
Dean_Martyr climbs up the stairs from the Dungeon.
Mauve_Guest [to Dean_Martyr]: What's up Jew?
hhsb says, "hlaughauagl"
Russet_Guest teleports in.
Russet_Guest
A young pretty girl with brown featuers.
She is awake and looks alert.
Dean_Martyr requests that Mauve_Guest be bounced. Reason stated:
 "anti-semiticism".  Type: `@bounce Mauve_Guest' if you agree.
Mauve_Guest [to Russet_Guest]: I love you for more than just your potatoes.
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "will you back this bounce please"
Russet_Guest pages, "I'm jewish so fuck you"
Russet_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: i'm jewish so fuck you
Mauve_Guest [to Russet_Guest]: Since when is 'Jew' an epithet?
You say, "Gracious."
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "you're not going to?"
SailorSaturn A watery shimmer fills the air, and condenses.
You say, "It's not like I said 'kike' or 'soapy'."
Dean_Martyr says to SailorSaturn, "bounce mauve"
Dean_Martyr says to SailorSaturn, "please"
SailorSaturn backs the request to bounce you.
SailorSaturn waves to Dean_Martyr.
page sailorsaturn Sheep
Your words slip soundlessly away.
Sensual Respites
Atmosphere of a campus coffee shop, air saturated with too many exotic scents.
Everything is looking a bit more worn, more tired than last time you were
 here.  Everyone's wondering, 'When will this old place finally close?  How
 can she be making any money?' 
Type '@help here' for instructions on how to use the Play Stage and Mezzanine,
 and on how to @bounce.  If you abuse the @bounce feature, you will be
 permanently banned from the room.
===============================================================================
Exits lead northeast to Members Only, down to Dungeon, west to Sensual Studio,
 southeast to Sensual Retreat, enter to Sensual Hot Tub, northwest to The Den
 Of Love, north to The Sex Room, up to Mezzanine, south to Sensual Scrabble,
 and int to Interior.
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Mezzanine (open) is here.  Play Stage (open) is here.  Gallery bench is
 invitingly empty.  Sofa is invitingly empty.
Female: hhsb and Russet_Guest.  Male: Fred_Smythe, raptor, Mauve_Guest, and
 Dean_Martyr.  Other: SailorSaturn (senshi).
Like a ripple of water, an ocean wave:
SailorSaturn pages, "Prick."
Your words slip soundlessly away.
hhsb says, "bah. login watcher trauma"
Mauve_Guest [to hhsb]: You lutherans are worse
hhsb says, "i know"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "how about a bounce back"
hhsb says, "nah"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "why not?"
hhsb says, "i'm busy"
Mauve_Guest [to hhsb]: You control world banking and the media
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, ""
SailorSaturn teleports out.
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "then you reall y really suck"
hhsb says, "yep"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "why did you quit the GP?"
hhsb says, "it was inane"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "are you a mental case or something?"
hhsb says, "no, but the gp is"
hhsb says, "self-esteem circle jerk on the channel wore on me"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "are you a racist?"
hhsb says, "goats and gnomes are only funny for so long"
A snuggly chimaera just crawled out of the woodwork.
hhsb says, "have i said anything racist?"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "then why won't you back the bounce?" 
Luigi-Bonano teleports in.
Dean_Martyr says to chimaera, "mauve, please"
hhsb says, "Mauve isn't bothering me"
A tasty chimaera backs the request to bounce you.
Dean_Martyr's request to bounce you has expired.
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "you approve of his comments?"
Dean_Martyr says, "damn"
hhsb says, "is he harassing me directly? no"
a huggable chimaera grins.
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "i'm glad you're not in the gp any more"
a lecherous chimaera hugs hhsb warmly.
A lackadaisical chimaera crawls away into your twisted subconscious, you sick
 sucker, you.
Mauve_Guest [to hhsb]: HURRY UP AND BE A SHEEP! YOU ARE HURTING THE KIKE'S
 FEELINGS!
hhsb says, "so am i"
Dean_Martyr requests that Mauve_Guest be bounced. Reason stated:
 "anti-semiticism".  Type: `@bounce Mauve_Guest' if you agree.
Dean_Martyr says to Luigi-Bonano, "help us out here, please"
Mauve_Guest [to Dean_Martyr]: Have a big helping of bacon. It's lovely.
Smiling, Luigi-Bonano leaves for the Den of Love.
Luigi-Bonano has arrived.
You say, "Ooh, I'm eating a cheeseburger."
You say, "Now I'm twirling my peias"
Mauve_Guest davens.
hhsb says, "what could be conflicting with #72878 that would prevent remote
 emote from working?"
Russet_Guest sips Mannishevitz.
You say, "I'm a registered cantor in Memphis, TN"
You say, "Izzy, Markie, Murray, Sam! We're the guys who eat no ham!"
Dean_Martyr says to hhsb, "fuck you"
You say, "Oy!"
You say, "Mel Brooks is my god! I want him in me!"
Purple_Guest teleports in.
hhsb says, "hey! fuck you too!"
hhsb says, "you wacky gpers"
You say, "Woody Allen is a nutty little nebbish."
You say, "Such a good boy to his mutha."
Luigi-Bonano requests that Dean_Martyr be bounced. Reason stated: "overuse of
 the @bounce command".  Type: `@bounce Dean_Martyr' if you agree.
You say, "Too bad he's not from Lawn Guyland."
Dean_Martyr says to Luigi-Bonano, "fuck you too"
Dean_Martyr says to Luigi-Bonano, "racist"
You say, "What's up with him dating that goyisha oriental girl."
Dean_Martyr says to Luigi-Bonano, "you approve of this?"
Dean_Martyr says to Luigi-Bonano, "yeah, you probably do"
Luigi-Bonano [to Dean_Martyr]: you can always leave the room or be an adult
 and ignore it
raptor backs the request to bounce Dean_Martyr.
Luigi-Bonano [to hhsb]: right my friend?
hhsb says, "what?"
Prince_Henry_Stout teleport in.
Prince_Henry_Stout back the request to bounce Dean_Martyr.
Prince_Henry_Stout puts the timbos on the toes, and then he turns and goes.
Luigi-Bonano [to hhsb]: dean could be and adult and ignore the guest
Pink_Guest teleports in.
Dean_Martyr's request to bounce you has expired.
hhsb says, "oh"
l pink
Pink_Guest
Vote Green.
It is awake and looks alert.
Mauve_Guest [to Pink_Guest]: But you're Pink. I don't want to vote against you.
Pink_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: I'll allow it.  Vote for Ralph Nader.  He's the
 future of this country.
You say, "He was the future of the country until he started sniffing cocaine
 off the breasts of hookers."
Purple_Guest oooooooo's cocaine off breasts I like that.
Pink_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: He sniffed cocaine off the breasts of hookers?
 He'll make a great president, baby.
Mauve_Guest [to Pink_Guest]: Shall we shag?
You say, "I have the correct carpeting."
Pink_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: You bet your ass.
You say, "Come back to my van, it has a wolf painted on the side and a
 waterbed."
You say, "We can listen to ELO"
Luigi-Bonano's request to bounce Dean_Martyr has expired.
Pink_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: Oh, baby.  You got me hot.
Guest teleports in.
Smiling, Guest leaves for the Den of Love.
Dean_Martyr says to Luigi-Bonano, "prick"
You say, "I have it goin' on, baby."
Pink_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: Just so long as you vote Green.  We can do any
 sick-ass thing you want.
Luigi-Bonano goes home.
Mauve_Guest [to Pink_Guest]: You think being very seventies is sick?
Dean_Martyr teleports out.
Mauve_Guest clutches his polyester.
Pink_Guest [to Mauve_Guest]: Yeah, it's sick.  Just vote for Nader.
Mauve_Guest cries.
Justin_Credible teleports in.
You say, "You broke my heart like all the other political pundits. You're just
 a dirty hippie under that suave Machiavellian exterior!"
Mauve_Guest pees discretely in the corner.
@quit
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