Message 3264 on *best-of-the-lists (#86355):
Date:----Fri Sep 15 02:56:47 2000 EDT
From:----Loki (#106854)
To:------*best-of-the-lists (#86355) Subject: [Bsyara (#??????): `Brack waited impatie']

Date:----Thu Sep 14 23:04:48 2000 PDT
From:----Bsyara (#??????)
To:------*anonymous (#57362)

Brack waited impatiently in the express lane behind three sullen guys. "Gee, on The Simpsons Apu said that this was the quickest line because guys don't want chit-chat and just pay to get out. I wonder what's going on up at the head of the line!"
He frowned as he noticed the Ben & Jerry's melting and dripping onto his shoes. Time marched onward and so did the shoppers in front of him, with each excruciating minute he stretched and leaned and peered to see what was going on up at the head of the line.
Her shrill voice knocked him out of the dreamlike fog. Our hero was caught up in a dream involving him riding atop the Taco Bell chiuhuahua and grateful women throwing tiny gherkins at him.
"Moonflower? What are you doing here?"
She snapped her gum, "You don't read *anon? I'm the check-out lady. Can't wait to get a whole year in on this job so I can apply for that sweet position as a lunch lady at Pavil Curtis Elementary."
Brack wrinkled up his nose at the musky scent all around. "What's that smell?"
He noticed that her hair was dishevelled and her vest was on backwards. She leaned in forward, the same funky smell on her breath. "Ya know the guys who were in front of you?"
"Not personally."
Moonflower smacked Brack so hard his ears rung. "No, you saw them?"
"Yeah."
"They didn't have enough money for their groceries and I offered them a different form of payment."
Brack laughed, "Heh, idiots. You had to teach them about debit cards?"
She leaned in closer and Brack turned away, he noted that there was quite a bit of melted vanilla ice cream on the conveyer... but he had gotten New York Super Chunk... "You're adorable when you're naive. alizarin was right about you." Moonflower purred as she placed her love-stained lips against Brack's.
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Message 3265 on *best-of-the-lists (#86355):
Date:----Fri Sep 15 04:01:13 2000 EDT
From:----Eclipse (#49921)
To:------*best-of-the-lists (#86355)

Subject: [Faxyhi (#?????): `I confess that you'r']
Date:----Thu Sep 14 15:29:07 2000 PDT
From:----Faxyhi (#?????)
To:------*Confession (#44586)

I confess that you're just afraid of being attacked by homosexuals who have the innate power to teleport from one closet to another for preying on their victims.
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Message 3268 on *best-of-the-lists (#86355):
Date:----Fri Sep 15 18:11:28 2000 EDT
From:----SarahBeth (#79220)
To:------*best-of-the-lists (#86355)

@peek 533 on *web
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@peek 533 on *web

Message 533 on *web (#114803):
Date:----Fri Sep 15 13:29:22 2000 EDT
From:----space_monkey (#105570)
To:------*web (#114803)

> george washington's diaries are now online
> http://lcweb2.loc.gov/ammem/gwhtml/

Ooh, does he write about the fifteen antidepressants he's on and how he doesn't know if Martha really likes him?
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Message 3269 on *best-of-the-lists (#86355):
Date:----Fri Sep 15 21:37:21 2000 EDT
From:----ChiaDruid (#110777)
To:------*best-of-the-lists (#86355)
Subject: [space_monkey (#105570): This post is for Mynx.]

Date:-----Fri Sep 15 11:27:59 2000 PDT
From:-----space_monkey (#105570)
To:-------*stonecutters (#213)
Subject:--This post is for Mynx.

> http://fl.mlive.com/news/index.ssf?/news/stories/20000905f5a1goreco.frm
> If he's that inconsiderate about someone in a wheel chair, maybe he's
> not that sensitive to the needs of the disabled, no matter what his
> website says.

Big Gay Al == Al Gore

Al Gore sings, o/~ I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple. But I just can't feel too bad for you right now because I'm feeling so insanely super that even the fact you can't walk can't bring me down o/~
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