Setting Orange, Discord 17th, yC 3169 I have a refrigerator magnet that features the likeness of Adolph Hitler. It was a birthmas present. Daffy-nition Birthmas: A holiday which is only observed by the friends and relatives who hope to weasel out of giving two presents to an individual who has a birthday in December. With the recent rise of "me too" holidays taking place in December this particular phenomenon can not be solely attributed to Christians. Martians Lately I've been writing a lot on post-it notes in Martian. It's a simple, substitution code that I learned back in seventh grade and can write fairly well in it if I am sober and well-rested. A little more than a year ago I discovered a way to make it harder to understand by writing it out in the glyphs, altering the glyphs then retranslating the glyphs back into latin characters. It's a bit time consuming and I haven't thought of a clever way to leave a hint regarding to the alteration of the characters. Heck, I even tried a contest where someone could've won twenty bucks if they figured out what "djanferuzgscwkmfae" was but that contest is long gone. It's right below the picture of mister happy dinosaur frolicking in the snow. A Poem Killer germ Really weird Eats your flesh But not your beard! Burma Shave More Stuff Today I read online about a bunch of people outside of Chicago scouring the countryside for meteorites after a meteor broke up over the midwest. What made me register (if you ever have to read an article at the Chicago Tribune use the name "suckmydick" and the password "suckmydick") to read the article is the blurb at The Anomalist said authorities were telling people not to sell what they find. I twisted the blurb around to the authorities telling people not to gather the pieces but they just wanted to be able to study the meteorites. That reminded me of seeing human interest stories about people who make daggers from meteoric iron. That's something that I would like to do someday. From what I recall from those stories is the metalworker has to fold the iron hundreds of times in order to make it strong. Heck, if I could make my own dagger out of meteoric iron it would definitely need a handle made out of wood from a tree struck by lightning. That would be something I'd wear like those Sikhs or those Yemeni and it would be magical since it would be created by me from rare, random materials. Spring Ahead Yes. Blah blah blah. I hate losing an hour for some arcane reason. Fucking cocksuckers. Raping Ben Franklin with a cattleprod for thinking of this stupid concept. It felt much worse because Wrestlemania 19 went long. Overall I was disappointed but the best moment was seeing Kurt Angle alive, well and not paralyzed from wrestling Brock. Brock even screwed up his last move so he wouldn't hurt Kurt. Bedtime.