Boomtime, Discord 9th, yC 3169 Hi. I believe my psychological state is having an effect on my body since lately I haven't been having good boners, most times being no better than a loaf of fresh french bread instead of being year-old, stale french bread. When I do have good boners they always happen late at night and wake me up when the turgidity of blue steel is too much of a distraction to remain unconscious. Speaking of my unconscious state I have been having lots of dreams lately but it appears that my capacity for remembering them seems to be waning for some unknown reason. I remember bits and pieces of dreams like having a pet bear who is four meters tall, really gentle but can come across as being fearsome. Another dream about arriving at a beach house which is host to a party and when the participants realize my arrival they decide to leave and head to the beach to avoid me. I follow after them in the night and find them sitting in a circle on the beach in various states of undress, night blind to anything that isn't in the direct light of their campfire. Odd thing about this, for those of you who bother to peruse the purple prose, is that lately I've been wondering if I've been repeating dreams or I think I have already posted a dream for posterity on this site only to discover that I never wrote it down here. By that time I have forgotten most of the dream. The flesh of the fantasy having rotted away leaving only the bones of feeling of what I had dreamt and experienced at night. Minor Site News I'm using EditPlus to work on my site because lately Wordpad has been acting stupid. These are plain text documents with absolutely no formatting and when I hit save I get a message saying "YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAVE THIS AS A PLAIN-TEXT DOCUMENT ALL FORMATTING WILL BE LOST" every, single, god damned time. EditPlus is the same thing as Notepad or Wordpad except for the fact that it highlights tags and code with different colors. Plus when I save the document as I write it doesn't move all the text up to the cursor hiding everything I wrote before in the buffer. Ask Doctor Razor Doctor Razor is an eminent scientician, a graduate of Union County Community College with an associate's degree in cryptotheology and minoring in ufology who went on to acquire his D.Mag.A at Scheisseenburg University in West Germany. He is a licensed practicioner of "spivak's razor". Dear Doctor Razor, Why are some babies born with hair and others are born completely bald and smooth? Curious in Colorado Well Curious, if that is your name, the answer to your conundrum lies in quantum physics not genetic science. See if a baby is born on an odd-numbered day of a month which has an R in it then the baby will be born with luxuriant locks that will put Michael Landon to shame. Should the baby be born on an even numbered day in the same kind of month then the child will be bald forevermore! Of course if the child is born in a month without an R in it the doctors simply flip a coin and shave the infant before the parents can lay eyes upon their newborn. Hope that clears up your situation! Doctor Razor Tree Hockey Tree hockey is another word for basketball.