Sweetmorn, Chaos 61st, yC 3169 I would like to clear up a misunderstanding from the final entry of the last entry for heptapod.org. The site's still here and it'll keep going strong as long as I draw breath and hopefully long after I cease living if I find someone knowledgeable enough to continue to maintain this site. The farewell on the last entry was the heptapod.org newspaper staff bidding you, gentle reader, a fond farewell at the end of the newspaper gimmick. So fear not, gentle reader. I only fell behind in updating the site because I really didn't want to talk about the events of early Friday morning. In Yer Dreams! I like that title so I'm going to keep it from now on for this site. This was an odd vignette about Kinja. I was in my apartment in Colorado Springs when Kinja let herself in, came downstairs and we started fooling around for a while. She asked me if she was living here with me and I knew that she was Kinja from 1999 or very early 2000 so I lied to her. "You live up the street. You decided it'd be better if we didn't live together." I asked if she liked me cheating on her with her which only upsetted Kinja. "What's the big deal? It's still you!" Kinja left without saying a word or doing any of those chick nonverbal expressions and body language that scream "come after me!" Site Stuff I thought of two things that would be so clever for this site. They're just odd addresses that lead to certain kinds of content. http://apod.heptapod.org/ This would be heptapod.org's astronomy picture of the day except for the fact that I don't have a telescope or a decent camera to attach to such a contrivance to do an astronomy picture of the day or week or some other unit of time measurement feature. http://heptapod.org/y GET IT?!?!?! This would have a bunch of sex pictures or naked pictures. The downside is that I don't run in those kinds of circles, not by my choice but their choice, and I don't have a strong reader base to send me tit pics on a regular or semi-regular basis. Go ahead and click all you want, there's not going to be anything at those URLs. Sure, I could do these sites by leeching off other sites. That wouldn't sit right with me since I pride myself on this site being my content rather than stolen content. Contributed content is jim-dandy but just grabbing a pic from VoyeurWeb or NASA would be lame and gay. April may have another gimmick but I would have to be fairly inspired and creative to follow through instead of just doing the layout before you, gentle reader, but in the ever lovin' green and black. Joke Q: Did you hear about the shy sandworm? A: He was a shy hulud.