oblique laffs-a-plenty
Every time I use a soft break, i.e. <br /> I wonder why Sir Tim Berners Lee did not see fit to implement a <huehua> tag in any of the versions of HTML.
an explanation
Brazilians tend to have the worst netiquette on the internet. From their invasion of Orkut, a proto-social networking site, to ruining massively multiplayer online roleplaying games (MMORPGS [pronounced more-pigs {look at me, i'm nesting}]).
Somehow they realized that people who didn't speak their bastardized Spanish didn't want to talk to them so they will just idle around public areas asking "br?" in order to find other Portuguese-speaking people. Anyone who doesn't speak their mother tongue receives the demand of "yuo gib monie pls" and rejoindering with "i report u huehuahuehuahue" upon being turned down by their victim.
For your edification, gentle reader, huehuahuehuahuehua is Brazilian laughter in the same measure that fufufufu is laughing in Japanese.
Somehow they realized that people who didn't speak their bastardized Spanish didn't want to talk to them so they will just idle around public areas asking "br?" in order to find other Portuguese-speaking people. Anyone who doesn't speak their mother tongue receives the demand of "yuo gib monie pls" and rejoindering with "i report u huehuahuehuahue" upon being turned down by their victim.
For your edification, gentle reader, huehuahuehuahuehua is Brazilian laughter in the same measure that fufufufu is laughing in Japanese.
The more you know!
in closing
Things aren't particularly funny when you have to explain them.
I eagerly await Lee's rejoinder of "Well, it wasn't funny in the first place." followed by "C'mon. Seriously? You've got to be kidding me."
oneiromancy
First I learned a horrible secret about The Price is Right. Whenever Bob Barker spun that wheel, there was somebody inside of it running like a gerbil to keep it going until it finally wound down and hit the appropriate number of cents or the dollar.
I was onstage and turned around to see the audience was nearly empty. Those who lingered to watch people jump after hearing "It's a new car!" were enormously fat and felt compelled to follow me out of the building. There was a pool in the courtyard full of fat people who ere floating and breaching while wearing black shirts and shorts. When I jumped in my velocity diminished before I reached the water's surface so I was just a pudgy egg sinking into the pool.
Afterwards I had dinner in a restaurant high above The Broadmoor. Below me the famous southwestern hotel spread out like a fortress amid the mesas and foothills along the front range. The battlements which encircled their fief were made from dark stone like stained wood. Each wall was the main body of a cathedral laid end to end. Some natural spires challenged the towers which stood watch over the east and the threat of Kansas.
I was onstage and turned around to see the audience was nearly empty. Those who lingered to watch people jump after hearing "It's a new car!" were enormously fat and felt compelled to follow me out of the building. There was a pool in the courtyard full of fat people who ere floating and breaching while wearing black shirts and shorts. When I jumped in my velocity diminished before I reached the water's surface so I was just a pudgy egg sinking into the pool.
Afterwards I had dinner in a restaurant high above The Broadmoor. Below me the famous southwestern hotel spread out like a fortress amid the mesas and foothills along the front range. The battlements which encircled their fief were made from dark stone like stained wood. Each wall was the main body of a cathedral laid end to end. Some natural spires challenged the towers which stood watch over the east and the threat of Kansas.
