4/24/09
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
heptapod.org is now brought to you in full color broadband internet.
Great Caesar's ghost, why didn't I do this earlier?
Kudos to Jaybird for being patient and helping me get everything going here at the downtown offices of the least-read website on the internet.
oneiromancy
I dreamt that I was savaged by a small, white chihuahua with feline eyes. The fucker was in the dining room at the home of my parents. When I put my right forearm in front of him the dog lunged and sunk his teeth deep into my meat. Fucker hung on, tugging and shaking his head but I never felt a thing. Afterwards I went into the kitchen and showed my father only to discover the wounds were far worse than I had expected but they did not cause any pain. The dream ended with me going into my old bedroom, closing the door behind me and my father knocking at the door.