Half of New York City was under construction. Not a vast area but every other building was sheltered by scaffolding and wrapped in dark green canvas. While crossing the street I was handed a telephone. The coiled cord stretched without seeming to end or strain against the handset. No one was talking on the phone, no dialtone, just silence. People on crosswalks were ducking and weaving to avoid being clotheslined by the wire. When I put the phone down on the ground it slowly skittered away gaining momentum the further it went from me.
I found myself in a dark, dank hallway. The urge to buy a cellphone overwhelmed me as I traversed the corridor which became brighter the further I ventured into the building. Once it was bright enough to see without stopping, concentrating and squinting I noticed there were doors and people began appearing. A few familiar faces from work were seen but they hurried into side offices as I hailed and approached them. Now who was going to help me pick a plan that's right for my habits?
Finally I reached the interior of one of the buildings under construction or refurbishment or awaiting destruction. Sunshine was streaming through the rafters and I was given the illusion of being the last man in NYC. A craving for hot dogs, good hot dogs not that pillowy dogshit like Ballpark Franks, surpassed my desire for a telephone. I couldn't find the exit and all the hot dog stands and Gray's Papaya were outside out of my reach.
I only know what you tell me and what I read on your page. By the way, you were supposed to write your dirty dreams in the dark purple, not the light one. Now I have to burn my memory of you and your girlfriend getting it on.The dreams featured in the oneiromancy feature at heptapod.org are classified according to the dreamer and editorial fiat.
— woo
It remains the firm opinion of the heptapod.org staff that the content of Tuesday's dream was non-sexual as a whole and the presentation of intimate relations twixt the couple was inconsequential to the overall dream. Nor was the description of sexual congress necessary to the message.
Anyone wants sex? I'll write or find something of a graphic sexual nature that will turn anyone chaste.
Thank you for your patience.