Emo Christ put the goth back in Golgotha.
Some Germans did an eighties teen movie about zombies. Everything was played straight, none of that self-aware smirking off camera nor was it peppered with in-jokes to rub the audience's face in the fact that they're s-m-r-t. Sadly this is a movie which would never be made in the Republic of the United States of America (tRotUSA) due to its positive depiction of marijuana use, sexuality and to a lesser extent humorous black magic.
If any of you deign to watch the movie please watch it with subtitles only because I dislike dubs and I incite you to do it, sheep.
Of course perhaps only the baby boomers in Colorado Springs are offing themselves like crazy. The New York Times reported that the Center for Disease Control has found a spike in the number of suicides among people who are middle aged. Perhaps this is skewing the numbers.