Circumstances took me to Irvington, New Jersey. I was visiting a young woman who would pay me twenty five bucks to beat off and jizz on her breasts. She thought it kept her breasts firm, round and youthful. She lived in a converted warehouse with a big faded painted advertisement from the turn of the 19th century on its north side. While climbing upstairs I noticed there was a vacant room which I inquired about with her. She told me that all the units go for $600, are twice the size of my humble apartment in Colorado Springs. Reason why it was so cheap for New Jersey is that the building is owned by a restaurant. The girl told me I could speak with the landlord downstairs and immediately apologized to me for the landlord being Jewish. That's when I knew for certain I was in New Jersey.

Some guy in a yarmulke was pacing in and out of my prospective apartment but I thought better and left the building. Next door Jaybird and maribou were living in a house much like the one featured in the opening and closing credits of All In The Family. Anyway it was gaming night and much to my surprise my titfucking client had been invited over because she was their new neighbor. No one caught on but as the evening progressed things became tense in a fighting sort of way between us since I wasn't really paying attention to her. Actually I was going out of my way to ignore her to the point that maribou took me aside and chastized me for being so rude to the nice girl.

Things suddenly became hectic, the girl wielded the rusty knife that's found in Zork and threw it at me. She had a certain something about her that prevented the knife from being welded to her hand and from turning around to stab the wielder in the stomach. The cursed weapon clipped my head and buried itself into the wall near the couch. I don't remember much else because it's late and I'm in a rush to get to bed.