1/15/08
Since this was posted by maribou at her LiveJournal it was missing a few questions and when I visited the referring LiveJournal to get the missing questions apparently the quiz over there was marked as ZOMG FRENZ ONLIE LAWL so I was not able to get the missing questions. Questions in bold were made up by me to fill in the blanks. The question in italics was marked as a half-question and I graduated it to a full integer.

Please understand that I have no shame. I'd post most comments but I'm aware some people are too sensitive and shit.

  1. Do you have a tattoo?
  2. How old are you?
  3. Who do you love most?
  4. What do you most often dream about?
  5. Ever seen a corpse?
  6. Would you have sex with me?
  7. How did we meet?
    • HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART...
  8. What's your educational philosophy?
  9. What's your spirituality or lack thereof?
  10. Do you trust the police?
  11. Do you like dancing?
  12. What is your fondest memory of me?
  13. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
  14. When the revolution comes, who will be first against the wall?
  15. What do you wear to sleep?
  16. Pick the day of an event within your lifetime. Kennedy Assassination, 9/11, Berlin Wall, et al. Where were you?
  17. Was the event relevant to you in any way other than it being blared from every television, radio and featured on every front page?
  18. If I only had one day to live, and it was spent in your company, what would we do together?
  19. Choose there people. Who would you fuck? Who would you marry? Who would you kill?
  20. Do you sing in the shower?
  21. If you encountered a mirror-universe version of yourself, would you have sex with your double?
  22. If you could bring back anyone who has died, who would it be?
  23. If you could bring one living person back into your life, who would it be?
  24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
  25. What was your first impression of me?
  26. Have you ever done drugs?
  27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
  28. Do you give me permission to publish the responses?

SINCE I'D LIKE RESPONSES (PLEASE LOVE ME!!!!!!!!! OH PLEASE!!!! I AM SOOO LONELY!!! VALIDATE ME AND MY PARKING PLOX!!!!!!111one) EMAIL THEM TO ME!!!!!

halp
A ring of levitation. A ring of levitation! My kingdom for a ring of levitation!

Fucking random number generator sees fit to give Kokujin the monk a ring of slow digestion and teleport control but not a god damned ring of levitation. How is he supposed to cross over to Medusa and handle the castle? Hanh?

Oh why can I not have the patience to think laterally in this confounded game?

in their dreams
This afternoon between two thirty and four p.m. mountain standard time Spot had a dream that would put any dog's dream to shame.

Spot was tucked away in the sleeping bag and making angy noises and the tiniest yowls as she slept. I became concerned and lifted a flap to check on Spot thinking this would awaken her from her dream. Nope, Spot was sound asleep and oblivious to the world.

I gently lowered the top of the sleeping bag. Spot came out a little later none the worse for wear.

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