9/8/07
Last night I was cleaning out my backpack and found an Alabama quarter. Funny thing is upon first glance Helen Keller looked like Buddha rather than a deaf and blind woman.
a slight delay
raddidge thinks she has Morgellons or something and has deferred our plans for camping to next weekend. Apologies to all who were wishing to have time without my presence.
a nerd misery
I was a British kid who got kicked out of school and ended up living in the street with a friend. He wasn't really a friend, just someone who didn't seem to mind hanging out with me. A complete ass always kicking me and pushing me down to the ground which got more frequent now that I wasn't living at home.

One morning I got up and left the brick utility shed somewhere in a city cursing the fact that not having to go to school actually made me rise earlier without feeling groggy. So I wandered off to get my breakfast, toast and onions, then ran into asshole.

After the usual greeting of hazing he pulled out an old pirate's pistol and fired a few shots in the air. "C'mon, catch it!" He lowered the muzzle and fired at my head missing by a few inches yet I did not flinch from the assault.

I dropped down on the balls of my feet and held my hand out to the side just as he fired again. The dream went into third person mode so I could watch my oneiric avatar move his hand back then screw up with pain as the musket ball hit his palm. Now I thought the bullet went into the palm and up the forearm where it'd lead to a slow, lingering death. Once the dream switched back to first person mode I realized I still couldn't feel anything in my left hand.

The bullet didn't penetrate and I held it up in the fiery light of dawn to show I had caught it without being injured. That's when I began chasing asshole down to beat him up.

did you know
The dream from 9/8/07 didn't happen until I awoke at 5:45 a.m. and went outside to look at the faint crescent moon and a startlingly bright Venus in the eastern sky?

I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't get up at 5 a.m. to witness the pair under night skies but it was still a loverly sight.

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