September 2007

9/6/07
I know most of you aren't on the LiveJournal Colorado Springs community so I decided to share this tidbit here.

Ron Jeremy will be debating Pastor Craig Gross at Shove Memorial Chapel at 7 p.m. on Thursday September 20^th, 2007.

Did I mention that it is free? FREE!!!11oneoneeleven.

Shove Memomrial Chapel is at 1010 North Nevada and any questions should be directed to 389-6607. Information gleaned from the KRCC Commmunity Calendar.

You are most welcome.

here today

On Monday I encountered a big spider. She had spun a web on the north face of the garage. At least the size of a fifty cent piece, legs extended, she was the largest spider I have ever encountered in my life. So I went ahead and took some pictures.

Tuesday morning she was gone. The web was gone. I have no idea what happened but there's no sign of her anywhere. Not even a gross spot on the pavement. Not that I believe someone went ahead and killed her for the sake of killing out of pure primate fear.

The picture is low quality despite my best attempts at photography. I was hoping to get a better picture on Tuesday but that didn't happen since she packed up and moved away.

maid yens err

I used to be puritanical about my dreams then I decided to say fuck it and go balls to the wall. Of course I was whipped because someone would think I wanted to bang someone I dreamt about at night if I mentioned a sex dream. Even funnier, I wouldn't mention my dreams with sexual content so not to hurt the feelings of another person.

Sadly the brevity of this dream is due to a lack of caring, wanting to be done updating heptapod.org and not really remembering much about the dream.

My dream had me banging the tattooed, pierced attention-whore adopted daughter of the company president. And she liked it too. A lot. I couldn't finish yet I maintained a blue-steel hardon throughout the prolonged encounter.