September 2007

9/15/07
NASA has discovered that Saturn's icy moon Iapetus is made out of vanilla ice cream and crushed Oreo cookies.

frustration

Last week raddidge was ill, claiming to have West Nile. This week she ended up working later than usual and decided to call off our camping trip. I want to go camping. I want to spend time with raddidge. Yes, I had dinner with her on Thursday night but this is frustrating and makes me think she doesn't want to go camping or spend time with me. Plus the way she hangs onto that cell phone of hers makes me wonder if something else is going on.

Anyway I needed to vent.

in yer dreams

While walking outside on a rainy day I discovered a vagina in the ground. Covered with black soil, I brushed off as much as I could and got down to business. Eventually I became aware that I was behind some bleachers at a high school football game and slunk away before I was caught.

So I wandered around until I stumbled upon this girl's apartment who, according to the dream, I had an encounter with sometime in the past. This time around I wasn't interested so the girl vanished and I was left in an empty apartment. raddidge comes over, takes one glance and starts rattling off everything that happened in that apartment. She's able to build every clue and hint into something concrete and irrefutable. I'm shocked and don't believe her so I ask her to come to another place in an hour. I do strange little things in another apartment then clean up any clues and wait for radddige to come over.

In a blink of an eye, she takes one look, concentrates and it's as if she's looking into the past to see what happened at the location.