You say, "Last night started my dream by dreaming about fondling your tits. You were really tan and something about the tan made your nipples glow blue under the black light in my living room."
raddidge says, "Kinky."
raddidge says, "It's actually the depleted uranium."
You say, "I went upstairs and there was a booze contest. The most intriguing entry was a guy who had distilled his own bourbon in a giant beaker about the size of Spot's kibble can."
You say, "Cheesecloth covered the top and there were spider carapaces stuck to it and in the bourbon there were spiders floating around in there."
You say, "He confided in me that the booze had to sit in the sun for a day or two to really bring out the flavor and nuances."
You say, "Soon I was in my car and it wouldn't start. When I got out I saw that the girl who got fired from Usury, Inc. was in a nearby car with the same problem. She had lost some weight but she still didn't have the body for the hootchie mama outfit that showed her belly."
You say, "She told me about her conversion to lesbianism and how her girlfriend could get my car started again."
You say, "Now I'm on my way."
You say, "While tooling down a dirt road I see a frog digging his way out of the ground."
You say, "At first he looks like Michigan J. Frog."
You say, "You know, the one from the old WB interstitials and ads."
You say, "Who originally appeared in that Warner Bros. cartoon where this one guy could only see the frog sing and dance."
You say, "I swerve out of his way and look in the rear-view mirror. With each hop, the frog is getting bigger."
You say, "Also there's a caravan of SUVs behind me and they're heedless of the poor anuran's presence."
You say, "Okay not entirely because they actually pull out of the way once in a while and the frog keeps hopping and getting bigger with each leap."
You say, "Now the SUVs aren't really trying to avoid the frog. I stop short, a white Suzuki veers around me and flips over. I am relieved watching the frog hop away into the woods."
You say, "The dream finally ends with me riding my bike down a forested path from that dirt road. At the bottom there's a pool of sticky purple water."
You say, "tough room"
spivak adjusts his collar.
Ben sits down and starts scratching his shoulder.
You say, "let me tell you about tough"
You say, "no respect"
raddidge says, "Meowth."
raddidge says, "And to think you could have been dreaming about Remus Lupin and Severus Snape..."