Cassius keeps going on about how he wants to run a Dungeons and Dragons game. I had an idea for a character. A dwarven rogue. He's been banished from his home because he was caught stealing or he was framed for stealing something. Part of his ostracism is remaining clean-shaven, no beard, no hair, and everyone knows how important beards are in dwarven culture. Dwarves surpass Muslims when it comes to fetishizing their facial hair.

The guy's a locksmith who is good with mechanical devices like traps and locks. Of course working with traps requires him to have swift reflexes. He dislikes the term "rogue" and calling him a thief will raise his ire and make him call for an honor duel with the offender.

Finally he's always bitching and moaning about how everything's better back in Dwarfland under the mountains. For example when he fucks up a roll picking a lock and is using non-dwarven goods then he will curse them rather than his own skill because items made by humans and elves are shoddy since elves are flighty and unreliable and humans don't build for the ages since humans barely live past eight years old if they are lucky. When someone asks him why he doesn't make his own tools he'll respond "I'm no longer a dwarf without my beard. It'd be just as bad as if I bought them from you!"