June 2007

6/11/07
raddidge had an interesting theory regarding the final episode of The Sopranos. As you know Tony was shot in the gut by Uncle Junior and ended up in a coma. He eventually woke and returned to business as usual. raddidge's theory was that Tony never woke from the coma and everything since has been another coma dream. The series ends when they pull the plug on him.

Of course that's not what happened but I give her marks for imagination.

iyd

My parents were altering the house. My room was put into a recently blasted canyon of red stone. It ended up being my room because my sister didn't want it. Overhead was a huge bit of hanging rock that contractors assured would not fall down. Best thing about my new room is that one corner of the room was entirely glass, an enormous window that gave me a panoramic view of the rest of this canyon which gradually turned green further down the path. So I started talking with my father who became furious, shouting about how I don't how much this renovation is costing him and that he's waiting to hit the lottery and if he doesn't everything's going to fall into shit. When I walked back to my room there was a tremendous noise and I saw my sister's common sense was right.

Now I was waiting in the rain for a bus to take me to run Asbury Park by Night. It's the intersection of Mountain and Morris and I'm in front of the Commerce Bank that used to be Stanley's Restaurant famous for serving ice cream that had chips of ice in it. Disgusting. When I eventually arrived at the game no one was interested in playing and they just sat around staring at me in anticipation of me throwing up my hands and quitting so there would be no doubt about my failure. Later I was working out with the kettlebells trying to figure out how to do the clean and I almost had it too!

Finally ended up watching the final episode of The Sopranos. A.J. told Tony that he's such a fucked-up kid because his dad's addicted to sex so A.J. is going to get a penectomy. Tony stood up, turned an unnatural hue of yellow-orange and stormed out of the building to fuck a broad. When he dropped his pants I saw that he no longer had two legs. A single, thick leg that ended in a ten toed foot much like a mermaid was his secret.