1/26/07
My rice cooker arrived on Thursday. I haven't opened it because I don't have any rice. This situation shall be remedied on Saturday when I do the weekly shopping for the apartment.

The package was accompanied by a legal notice from the County of El Paso requesting my attendance on February 12th, 2007 where I shall be expected to perform my civic duty as a citizen of the Republic in the capacity of a candidate for a jury.

First I was surprised then I was amused then mildly disappointed by the situation. New Jersey would give me the option of skipping out on jury duty by saying "LOL I WORK LOL". My mood was tempered by the fact that my jury duty will be on a Monday. Oh frabulous joy! I can miss out on a Monday. Unfortunately there's a 95% chance the Monday will be in the slow season and missing it will be meaningless to me.

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Your date of conception was on or about 21 March 1970 which was a Saturday.

Doubtful. I was late being born. Most likely I was a birthday gift to/from my father.

You were born on a Saturday under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 5.

Life path number?

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440932.5.
The golden number for 1970 is 14.
The epact number for 1970 is 22.
The year 1970 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.

Born in a metal dog year. The element for dogs is metal in Chinese astrology.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Owl; your plant is Mistletoe.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Menchir, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 15 Kislev 5731. Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 16 Kislev 5731.

The latter not the former.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.17.6.8 which is 12 baktun 17 katun 17 tun 6 uinal 8 kin.

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Saturday, 13 Shavval 1390 (1390-10-13).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 29 March 1970.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1970.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 11 February 1970.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 May 1970.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 24 May 1970.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 1 October 1970.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 21 April 1970.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 10 February 1970.

As of 1/25/2007 9:04:18 PM MST
You are 36 years old.
You are 433 months old.
You are 1,885 weeks old.
You are 13,193 days old.
You are 316,655 hours old.
You are 18,999,304 minutes old.
You are 1,139,958,258 seconds old.

In short, I'm really old. Fat too.

Celebrities who share your birthday: Mayim Bialik (1975)
Rey Mysterio, Jr. (1974)
Mdchen Amick (1970)
Jennifer Connelly (1970)
Tracy Austin (1962)
Sheila E. (1957)
Cathy Rigby (1952)
Emerson Fittipaldi (1946)
Dionne Warwick (1941)
Connie Francis (1938)
Bob Barker (1923)
Bob Dorough (1923)
Joe Williams (1918)
Frank Sinatra (1915)
Edward G. Robinson (1893)

They left out a bunch of people.

Top songs of 1970
Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel
I'll Be There by Jackson Five
Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head by B.J. Thomas
Close to You by Carpenters
My Sweet Lord by George Harrison
I Think I Love You by Partridge Family
Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Diana Ross
American Woman by Guess Who
War by Edwin Starr
Let It Be by Beatles

My mom specifically mentioned in my baby book that BJ Thomas's "Raindrops" was a big song at the time of my birth. I have the mp3.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.16360078277886 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

I would not chase a cat.

There are 321 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 37 candles. Those 37 candles produce 37 BTUs, or 9,324 calories of heat (that's only 9.3240 food Calories!). You can boil 4.23 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1970 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1970 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1970 in the US there were approximately 2,158,802 marriages (10.6%) and 708,000 divorces (3.5%)
In 1970 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1970 the population of Australia was approximately 12,663,469.
In 1970 there were approximately 257,516 births in Australia.
In 1970 in Australia there were approximately 116,066 marriages and 12,198 divorces.
In 1970 in Australia there were approximately 113,048 deaths.

Who the fuck cares about Australia? No, seriously.

Your birthstone is Blue Zircon. The Mystical properties of Blue Zircon. Zircon helps one be more at peace with oneself. Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources) Blue Topaz, Ruby, Lapis Lazuli.

Your birth tree is Fig Tree, the Sensibility. Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a butterfly, good sense of humour, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

There are 334 days till Christmas 2007! There are 347 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing gibbous.

I still consider it to be a full moon. The moon became completely full about a half hour before my birth.

In Yer Dreams
So I was a vampire who was camped out in a sleazy hotel. Dreams imitating games, eh? My senses were keenly attuned and enabled me to exhibit some strange abilities. Deep down I wanted to see the sun again and I believed that if I had developed my abilities then I could safely perform this feat.

By the time I had completely developed my abilities the skies were always overcast. Plus I think the windows were opaque from dust and filth.

One thing that does stand out about the dream was a night scene. The visual was akin to a light amplification device with pale green or black and white or a mixture of both color schemes. While roaming around the desert before finding my hotel, I stumbled upon a broken down lemonade stand. Upon closer inspection there were numerous, bloated centipedes squirming and writhing through the boards and skittering away across the sand. I kept trying to goad Jaybird into eating one of the centipedes. He refused claiming that centipedes would be just as bad as shellfish for him.

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