I was walking through New York City. Instead of walking down the sidewalk, I hugged the buildings and pressed my back against them to avoid being seen. Eventually I made my way to a small theater.

Onstage were Sylvester Stallone and Jon Stewart sitting at a table. I sat in the dark and watched the show. Stallone was portraying Abraham Lincoln post-assassination playing poker with a dead Union soldier portrayed by the host of The Daily Show. The soldier is asking some very pointed questions of the former president that are left unanswered. Behind the two is a large window. Strapped to a harness is a blonde chick washing the window panes. Her shirt's completely unbuttoned with her tits swaying around and rubbing against the sudsy glass.

Either this was part of the play or I was the only one who noticed her presence behind the stage. I think I was the only one she made eye contact with the whole time.