The human race had succumbed to a calamity involving zombies. I was one of the few people left in the world and I was seeking out anyone else for protection and companionship. My wanderings took me to New Jersey and the three towns around my hometown. There's some activity in a house and I go inside where I find a bunch of internet people holed up in the living room talking with each other.

The head of the internet people tells me that I shouldn't go into any of the other rooms unless I use area code 843 because it'd be considered impolite. I remember that I sat down and had brief conversations despite the fact I wanted to get back home.

A war party was formed to explore the rest of the house. Upstairs we found a zombie dressed as C-3P0 who was aimlessly stumbling around the second floor. A shovel and several other blunt objects gave the undead final death. I ran out to my car and sped away.

Around Bryant Park in Summit there were a bunch of police cars parked on the side of the road with their lights flashing. I figured it was the end of the world and didn't slow down and sped past them by going into the oncoming lane. Obscured by the cars were several very pink corpses splattered in the street. I could feel one of their skulls explode under my tires.

That's all I remember from last night.

The human race had succumbed to, uh, a calamity involving zombies.. Listen Man, I was, uh, one of the, uhhh, few stupid motherfuckers left uhhhh, in the, uhhh, world uh, and I was seeking out anyone else for protection uh, and companionship, on the plains of Atasha. I have visually witnessed, in the physical, several life forms, intelligent life forms, aboard this great mother ship... My wanderings took me to, uh, New Jersey uh, and the, uhhh, three towns around my hometown, a rudimentary synopsis of a general scope of the symbols meanings. There's some activity uhhhh, in a house uh, and I go inside where I find a bunch of internet stupid motherfuckers holed up uhhhh, in the, uhhh, living room talking with each other.

The head of the internet stupid motherfuckers tells me that I shouldn't go into any of the other rooms unless I use area code 843 'cause it'd be considered impolite. Chocolate candy! Uhhh... oatmeal cookies - oatmeal cookies! Soda pop! Orange soda pop! And we be eatin' like dogs, man. For a while, anyway. I remember that I sat down and had brief conversations despite the fact I wanted to, uh, get back home.

A war party was formed to, uh, explore the rest of the house, so to speak.. The circular symbol configurations are not of this Earth. Roughly a hundred and forty four thousand circular symbols. Upstairs we found a zombie dressed as C-3P0 who was aimlessly stumbling around the second floor, to access their potential wayfarer status.. The circular symbol configurations are not of this Earth. A shovel and several other blunt objects gave the undead final death.. Well, I have experienced time travel in their presence, and what have you. I ran out to, you know, my car and sped away.

Around Bryant Park uhhhh, in Summit there were a bunch of police cars parked on the side of the road with their lights flashing, on the plains of Atasha.. Ultimately, I figured it, the aliens would say, was the end of the world and didn't slow down and sped past them by going into the oncoming lane, a rudimentary synopsis of a general scope of the symbols meanings.. Well, I have experienced time travel in their presence, and what have you, and i saw lights above the river. Obscured by the cars were several very pink corpses splattered in the street.. Listen Man, I could feel one of their skulls explode under my tires.

That's all I remember from last night.