Wednesday night I purchased the last three four packs of Stewart's Ginger Beer from King Soopers.
Over at the deli counter I saw they were selling taylor ham for $9.99 a pound. You gotta buy it with them cutting it and whatnot.
While driving around in my car I broke off a piece of the back of the car. Even though it was a simple piece of plastic I could no longer drive my car. When I abandoned it on the side of the road I broke into a run because I was being pursued by an unseen, angry mob.
All the while I had a cold feeling in the pit of my stomach as if my parents were going to let me have it something fierce for ruining my car in such a stupid way.