8/24/07
"Best Friend" from work was fired today over the phone. This was a disappointing development because I was looking forward to her giving her notice and leaving in style making old Sourpuss look bad.

Plus I learned the source of being the favorite employee of the copmany president. The former top performer who is now an assistant manager in processing. Man that must get her goat. Unfortunately now is not the time to tell her that I really don't care where I stand as long as I have a steady paycheck.

My job is bullshit.

years rind me
Not so much a dream as thinking in my sleep. Pretty much I was pondering over the Fantastic Four. How come Sue Storm ended up with powers over invsibility rather than becoming a big pile of rocks like Ben Grimm? Wouldn't the team have been a lot more interesting if Sue became The Thing, Ben Grimm could stretch himself while Reed could set himself on fire while Johnny acquired the power of invisibility?

"Reed! Don't you love me? I'm still Sue!" cries the feminine pile of rocks.
Reed Richards sets himself on fire.
Ben Grimm says, "LOL HAX"

Of course things became stranger as Johnny and Ben merged to become a magma elemental who would go from door to door ringing doorbells trying to sell subscriptions. I must've run every permutation of the Fantastic Four shuffling and combining their powers among the members. When the first gray light lit my room, Spot decided to jump on my chest and slowly start sitting back until her ass was right on my beard.

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