PAPIERE BITTE, JUDE
A Republican Congress, Barak Obama and the Bush Administration passed a bill called the RealID act. Senator John Sensenbrenner tacked it onto a bill that was the same thing as "A Bill Giving Free Money to Widows and Cute Orphans". Basically this constitutes a national ID card and will make putting folks into FEMA concentration camps that much easier for the federal government to liquidate intellectuals and dissidents. Jaybird and maribou have it sweet because they can easily escape to Canadia since maribou's from one of their crazy states that are called provinces. Crazy, I tell you.

Arkansas, Colorado, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Maine, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Tennessee and Washington state have passed legislation that opposes the RealID act. Alabama, California and North Carolina have aggressively pursued compliance with the RealID act.

The situation is quite egregious but it turns out that the federal government is going to require visitors to national parks, NATIONAL FUCKING PARKS, to have photo identification that is in compliance with RealID or a fucking passport. As you may or may not know the Bush administration has made the act of acquiring a passport for a citizen of the Republic full of more red tape because of Osama bin Laden's long shadow.

Twenty eight percent of the Republic is against RealID. Here's hoping that more states come out against this legislation. Apparently the federal government has no faith in the state governments with the issuance and identification of tax paying citizens.

weird north dakota
Wikipedia cites North Dakota as being a state which has passed legislation which opposes RealID yet Secretary of Cocksucking and Removing Shoes at Airports Michael Chertoff has commended North Dakota for being a good little mindless drone for their implementation of RealID.

Ah, who cares. Does anyone believe Wikipedia?

sadly
raddidge wasn't around to help me with the German I used for the original essay.

Please Germany, don't render me into soap or make me into a lampshade.

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