My job as a loan shark used to require me to advise applications to fax information to the office. I still need documents but I make significantly fewer requests of customers.
On Friday night I decided to look at the tax documents mailed to me by my father's accountant. She said it was going to be submitted online for a faster return. The federal government and the State of Colorado owe me money. Actually it's a decent chunk of change compared to previous years.
I opened the big envelope and discovered that I had to mail a permission slip back to her. So I got dressed and waddled upstairs and out to my car to fax it to her. The FedEx Kinkos on Pikes Peak was closed. Closed? I thought these fucking places were open twenty four seven. Next the public library had closed at six p.m.. Well, okay I can understand that.
My last stop was a successful one. The FedEx Kinkos on Academy near Platte was still open. On Saturday morning I had a confirmation voicemail from the accountant that everything was done.
Bored yet?
