October 2006

10/5/06
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

the good

Money for nothing and the chicks for free. Today I was paid extra to do something that I would've done anyway if they put it in front of my nose. Now I have lunch on the company's tab.

the bad

So I picked up my most recent science fiction anthology. When I opened it, the page opened right to a page with a squashed teeny green bug.

The significance lay in yesterday's series of events. I ate lunch and waddled out front to lay in the grass under one of the ponderosas to read my book. When I came back inside, I noticed that I had a tiny green bug whose back was shiny like a jewel. Heaven knows how long the little bug was there but I gently nudged him off onto a post-it note and let fate decide his destiny in the office.

Oh I felt so bad when I found the little bug. When I got a tissue and gently pried him from the page I checked his back but reckon the book closing destroyed any of the beauty.

So I felt sad about the poor little bug.

the ugly

The computer department went from computer to computer performing a minor update. When the main computer guy got to my computer I feigned distress, "oh noes you'll find all my porn".

He chuckled and muttered, "Just like the boss's son."

Oh gross. He has porn on his workstation. At work. Hopefully he doesn't have any pictures of his sister for fapping.

In Yer Dreams

Everything happened within the neighborhood. It was busy time at twilight when I was heading out to buy a new bike. All of the houses were empty, people were out sitting on their lawns, watching the sunset and having an impromptu but very quiet block party. When I did peep into a window I saw that the houses were really empty, no walls or ceilings just a big empty shell. It reminded me of the big, glass mansion a few dreams ago.

Someone had a sweet deal on an orange bike which reminded me of the one I had back in the seventies which was stolen by one of the Jackson family of my hometown.

Turns out that the actual bike was different than the picture in the ad. It was big, there were panels on it and some doodads on the handlebars. Cash was exchanged and the guy gave me the key. Key?

Well one of the doodads did have a keyhole and that started up the bike! Ooh, an elecric bike. Velocity was controlled by turning the key to the right. Man this thing could move!

The bike just kept going faster and faster. When I twisted the key to the left, it didn't slow down or brake one bit. Suddenly it stopped all by itself knocking the wind out of me.

That's when I noticed my neighbors. It's just like the end bit of Romper Room. I saw raddidge, I saw siggy, I saw Jaybird and maribou. There was elmgrows and Brian and his significant other. All this time I didn't know they were right next door.

I woke up feeling happy and KCMN was playing a Satchmo song where he was singing about himself.