10/1/06

• Groceries
  • Band Aids
  • Cleaning gloves
  • Floor cleaning fluid
  • Kleenex
  • Toilet paper
  • Squirtle food
• Chores
  • Dishes
  • Kitchen
  • Bathroom
  • Spot's box

The chores ended up requiring less time and attention than I had originally projected in my mind. Figure it's because I didn't do the dishes. Reckon the squirtle food can wait until Monday night because I don't want to drive past work only for squirtle food plus I can hit Safeway on the way back to pick up delicious seltzer.

Why can't King Soopers carry twelve packs of seltzer? Six packs even.

I'm unhappy but I'm always unhappy and it seems I'm the only one who gives a fuck.

Sad thing is that I can't even say that I'm happy being unhappy.

Saturday morning I woke a few minutes before eight a.m.. Adding insult to injury I had a brief panic where I thought I had to go to work. My day was wasted on the computer when I wasn't cleaning up around the apartment. Plus I'm berating myself for being stuck.

When I acquired the parts for my disabled bicycle I went back to the original shop where I bought it. The guy was really helpful and patient with my questions along with the misinformation I had from the internet (lol). Once the front fork and the headset were in my hand, he recommended someone who just completed a bicycle repair course and he wanted to send some business her way.

Well work got in the way and then there was my vacation. On Wednesday I phoned to inquire about getting the headset pressed and the fork's tube being cut to size only to be told by the shop owner's kid that she's away in Vegas. It's a kid. A kid home alone. I wasn't going to ask any more questions. Still bikeless after all these months. Plus I still need to get a front brake caliper.

Now that I'm all riled up I actually considered driving north on I-25 to Criterium but there's the fucking traffic and Criterium's only open for another fifty minutes.

Plus I really, really need to leave people alone. I've been too much of a pain in the ass the past two weeks. Not that I'm surprised but I always expect better of myself.

Remember that I always think people are judging me as harshly as I judge them.

On Friday I had green urine. Here's how I got green urine.

Take your b complex vitamin. This will make your urine a bright yellow.

Next drink some nasty, generic brand grape soda.

Wait.

Green urine!