This here's an old dream. Reckon I never posted it here at heptapod.org. Heck I haven't posted any old dreams in quite some time. It's been more than a year.

I was at the municipal pool in my hometown. Along the fence were slides, swingsets and everything else that'd occupy a kid on a hot summer day. One of the most popular attractions was the slide. Well I was waiting in line to go on the slide when I noticed that there were nothing but girls in front of me on the line. Plus they were naked. When my turn was near, I looked up and saw that the girls had balls. Now I might've mistaken a pronounced labia as an empty scrotal sack but I remember these girls had balls.

No dicks, just balls.