On Sunday night I got really tired. Reckon it happened around the time that I stumbled upon a webpage about some stupid movie. Adolf Hitler Firecracker or something.
The reference struck a chord in me because that movie is considered "LOL TEH FUNNEY" by one of my most annoying co-workers. This individual has a fucking pen that quotes the movie. Either way it made me think of work, some stress about my day of hooky bubbled up and now I think I have everything in perspective.
Plus I think the anticipation of an extremely busy summer season took the wind out of my sails. So I shouldn't complain because I had a three day weekend and I have a paid day off coming up in June and sometime in September I'll be going to New Jersey with raddidge. If only the trip was for two weeks rather than one measly week.
- Sun
The Sun is right here. - Alpha Centauri
Alpha Centauri is 4.4 light years away. - Alpha Canis Majoris (Sirius)
Alpha Canis Majoris is 8.6 light years away. - Epsilon Eridani
Epsilon Eridani is 10.5 light years away. - Alpha Canis Minoris (Procyon)
Alpha Canis Minoris is 11.4 light years away. - 61 Cygni
61 Cygni is 11.4 light years away. - Epsilon Indi
Epsilon Indi is 11.8 light years away. - Tau Ceti
Tau Ceti is 11.9 light years away. - Omicron-2 Eridani
Omicron-2 Eridani is 16.4 light years away. - 70 Ophiuchi
70 Ophiuchi is 16.6 light years away. - Alpha Aquilae (Altair)
Alpha Aquilae is 16.8 light years away. - Sigma Draconis
Sigma Draconis is 18.8 light years away. - HR5568
HR5568 is 19.3 light years away. - Eta Cassiopeiae
Eta Cassiopeiae is 19.4 light years away. - 36 Ophiuchi
36 Ophiuchi is 19.5 light years away. Geidi Prime is located here per Frank Herbert. - HR7703
HR7703 is 19.7 light years away. - 82 Eridani
82 Eridani is 19.8 light years away. - Delta Pavonis
Delta Pavonis is 19.9 light years away. - HR8832
HR8832 is 21.3 light years away. - Xi Bootis
Xi Bootis is 21.9 light years away. - HR753
HR753 is 23.5 light years away. - HR6426
HR6426 is 23.6 light years away. - HR222
HR222 is 24.3 light years away. - 107 Piscium
107 Piscium is 24.4 light years away. - Beta Hydri
Beta Hydri is 24.4 light years away. - Mu Cassiopeiae
Mu Cassiopeiae is 24.6 light years away. - HR8721
HR8721 is 24.9 light years away. - Alpha Piscis Austrini (Fomalhaut)
Alpha Piscis Austrini is 25.1 light years away. - Alpha Lyrae (Vega)
Alpha Lyrae is 25.3 light years away. - Pi-3 Orionis
Pi-3 Orionis is 26.2 light years away. - Chi Draconis
Chi Draconis is 26.3 light years away. - p Eridani
p Eridani is 26.6 light years away. - Xi Ursae Majoris
Xi Ursae Majoris is 27.2 light years away. - Beta Canum Venaticorum
Beta Canum Venaticorum is 27.3 light years away. - Mu Herculis
Mu Herculis is 27.4 light years away. - 61 Virginis
61 Virginis is 27.8 light years away. - Zeta Tucanae
Zeta Tucanae is 28.0 light years away. - Chi-1 Orionis
Chi-1 Orionis is 28.3 light years away. - HR6416
HR6416 is 28.7 light years away. - HR1614
HR1614 is 28.8 light years away. - HR7722
HR7722 is 28.8 light years away. - Gamma Leporis
Gamma Leporis is 29.2 light years away. - Delta Eridani
Delta Eridani is 29.5 light years away. - Beta Comae Berenices
Beta Comae Berenices is 29.9 light years away. - Kappa-1 Ceti
Kappa-1 Ceti is 29.9 light years away. - Gamma Pavonis
Gamma Pavonis is 30.1 light years away. - HR4523
HR4523 is 30.1 light years away. - HR4458
HR4458 is 31.1 light years away. - Ursae Majoris
61 Ursae Majoris is 31.1 light years away. - 12 Ophiuchi
12 Ophiuchi is 31.9 light years away. - HR511
HR511 is 32.5 light years away. - HR5256
HR5256 is 33.0 light years away. - Alpha Mensae
Alpha Mensae is 33.1 light years away. - Beta Geminorum (Pollux)
Beta Geminorum is 33.7 light years away. - HR857
HR857 is 33.9 light years away. - Iota Persei
Iota Persei is 34.4 light years away. - HR9038
HR9038 is 35.2 light years away. - Zeta Herculis (Zeta Reticuli)
Zeta Herculis is 35.2 light years away. The home of the gray aliens. - Delta Trianguli
Delta Trianguli is 35.4 light years from Earth. It was enveloped by spivak's light cone 3 weeks ago. - Coming: Beta Virginis (6 weeks away)
Beta Virginis is 35.5 light years away and only 6 weeks from the outer surface of spivak 's light cone - your ever-growing sphere of potential causality - which began its expansion from Earth on December 12.
I was heading into a darkened parking lot to get home. Reckon raddidge was with me but I couldn't be sure. All I know is that I was alone and the feeling was one that I associate with raddidge. We got to the car and she pointed out that something was really, really wrong. Upon further inspection I saw something had broadsided the driver side of my car and knocked the driver's door off the hinge. At least they were nice enough to put the door on top of the car's roof.
I didn't need this shit right now. Suddenly I noticed everything was wrong and the situation was getting worse. When I got into the car, the interior started closing around me like it was being inflated. That's when I noticed the door was closed and in good working order. "This isn't real!" I shouted.
That's when I woke up. When I went back to sleep, the dream had my car turned into a giant aquatic turtle.