So there's shit going through my head. Most of it is meaningless to the world at large. How the hell did primates get all the way over to South America? I doubt that eoprimate was around when Africa and South America were connected or at least spitting distance of each other. Where's my god damned toilet paper? I had a four pack sitting in my living room last week and now I can't fucking find it.
How come my maternal grandmother makes a big deal out of the fact that my estranged cousin is graduating from high school but when my sister and I graduated from high school we didn't even get a fucking telephone call? I just emailed my father and said I think it's because my mother's brother was such a fuckup and a thoroughly consistent loser throughout his life that my maternal grandmother is shocked that he produced something that's a success. You know what's really fucking sad? When I was a little kid I thought he was cool because he rode a motorcycle but at best he was just a privileged momma's boy. Even worse, his name is my middle name. Goodness knows if changing one's middle initial is a big legal hassle or not but I swear I'd rather change it to something else like Michael. A name that fucking means something to me rather than keeping the same goddamned middle name because I'm a stick in the mud who dislikes change. I'm thinking that my maternal grandmother might have something against the fact that my polack mother married a fucking wop. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, my mother's brother married a wop except she's probably northern Italian not southern Italian or Sicilian. Plus here's a bit of family trivia, my mother's brother's wife didn't even want to have kids. He sabotaged their contraceptives and nine months later on Sadie Hawkins Day in 1988 there was my cousin.
Finally I'm wondering if the whole idea about global warming would take a different tack if there were weather stations on the other planets and moons in the solar system and could measure if things are getting hotter. After all, Jupiter is forming a new red spot that may join up with the older red spot.
