raddidge is highly amused by two prank calls featuring Richard Simmons. Also the one using George Takei tickles her funny bone.
Speaking of checking in on people, I am concerned about Olympics Guy. Thursday night I went up to his front door just to ask if he could just keep an ear out for anything unusual. I knocked twice and there was no answer or acknowledgement of my presence. Friday afternoon, his truck was still in the driveway and slowly getting covered by snow. When I got back on Sunday afternoon, his truck was untouched and it seems awfully quiet in the house.
A brief check of the mail and the footprints around the house, I believe he's checked the mail or maybe the post office is having a slow spot.
When I got near the intersection by my home, my father pulled up in a black and rusty European sports car. It was only about three feet high and nine feet long. He was supine while driving his machine and accompanying him in the back was a cinnamon colored great dane. The dog eventually squirmed out the window and I could see he was crying milk. Dad said that someone stabbed the dog in the eye and that'd happen for a while.
Further up Main Street, I went into my mother's business which doesn't exist in real life. For those of you "in the know", it's the bakery next door to the lingerie shop. Of course my mother wasn't running a bakery, she owned a store geared towards teens. A mongrel of Hot Topic, Spencer's Gifts and one of those darkened New York City stores full of imported stuff and antiques. Mom wasn't around but she wanted me to run the place while she was busy with her errands. A bad idea.
The place was haunted, full of angry ghosts who scared the living shit out of me. I could only see them as reflections in the storefront windows. One was wearing blue and an orange baseball cap. When I wasn't avoiding looking at the reflections, I was dumbstruck by the flying and crashing objects. I don't remember much else but I know my mother returned with the great dane in tow which seemed to settle down the restless spirits. Plus the store was above an old graveyard.