Just in case any of you have been wondering, I am still having mental issues. The hallucinations are minor to me but I'm certain they'd garner a batshit insane branding on the inside of my left forearm.
One evening, I got up to inspect my bike in the utility room. I glanced at the furnace and saw a three inch tall gnome who was a dead ringer for Wil Huygen's creations standing atop the furance. His back was turned to me, wearing green breeches, a yellow waistcoat with a white longsleeved undershirt and a blue pointy hat. I blinked and he was gone.
Last Friday I had an experience that I presume is similar to hearing the voice of God. While taking out my trash at work, a louder version of my voice rang through my head with a pronouncement. I stopped in my tracks and realized that it was true. True with a capital t. All of a sudden I became self-conscious and tried to purge the memory from my system.
If you are curious, "Girls in all societies are taught to be quiet and demure unlike boys. Certain girls become jealous and want to act out for attention. This is where camwhoring and tattoos and piercings come into play, facilitating their pursuit for validation."
spivak hears voices. spivak sees things.
Also when I'm going to sleep, my hands must be covered by something whether blankets, a t-shirt or wrapping them around myself and some pillows and stuffing them into the crevices. Having my hands free at night makes me feel very vulnerable.
Or perhaps there was a private family meeting which went a little like this...
George H.W. Bush walks behind George W. Bush and lovingly begins to massage GWB's shoulders. "George, George, I'll place you in charge of America. It's yours to squeeze as I promised. I want you to squeeze and squeeze and squeeze." The elder Bush massages in rhythm to each spoken 'squeeze', "Give me oil! Drive them into utter submission! You must not show the slightest pity or mercy, as only you can! Never stop!"
As GWB runs off to the Supreme Court to accept the election, Jeb Bush steps out of the bathroom. George H.W. Bush's tone softens, "And when we've crushed these people enough I'll send you, Jeb. They'll cheer you as a rescuer, handsome Jeb. Really a lovely candidate."
Please note that should Jeb attempt to run in 2008 and lose then try again in 2012 like the little candidate that could, remind yourself before going to the polls that 2012 is the end of the current Mayan long count calendar and allegedly the end of the world. Electing Jeb could hasten things or magnify a terrible event.
Now, please do not touch my tin foil hat!!!
Relevant cites: 2 Chronicles 10:14 and the movie Dune.
Governing Magazine, 7/1998
"I told all four that there are going to be some times where we don't agree with each other, but that's OK. If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator,"
CNN, 12/18/2000
"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it,"
Business Week, 7/30/2001
PBS, 12/18/2000
