The other night I revisited the hurricane devastated territory of dreams. This realm was entirely without electricity, every building had huge windows that let in the gray light filtering through the heavy clouds. I had a job that required me to be in an office building but I had no idea regarding the nature of my job but the higher-ups were happy with my performance. Go me.

One of the tasks appointed to me was to give a job interview to Jesus Christ. You know, Jewish carpenter in that book. I kept walking past him and he was entirely different than I imagined him. Instead of being the romanticised version portrayed in all Christian art he was a living anime character. Big eyes, kinda wild hair, plain old padawan robes and a tiny mouth. Each time I met his eyes, I wondered what I'd ask him. Where do you see yourself in five years? What plans do you have for your life? Does business play a role in your personal life? What did you have for breakfast?

I never got around to the actual interview but Jesus was sitting directly across from me up in my office.