5/9/05
Since the return of Gross Cat, I've been putting out a wee bit of kitty kibble outside my bedroom window. Unfortunately Gross Cat or any of the other wild critters aren't eating the kibble. Tortie Cat, who is also Moochy Cat, has been coming over and eating the kibble. Tortie Cat has a mommy and a nice warm place but she's a greedy little moocher. So I'm not going to be putting any food out again.

1. Oreos are better without the filling, in my opinion
2. I am subject to a former girlfriend's court-ordered restraining order
3. My blood type is A positive
4. I was suspended for starting fires in sixth grade
5. Unmentioned states in my delayed grand tour of the United States of America are Wyoming, Nebraska and New Mexico
6. I have advanced peritonitis
7. I was born on the island of Jamaica
8. Kinja recently emailed me that she secretly had an abortion while I was seeing her
9. None of my bones have ever been broken

Which ones are true, which ones are false? Answers next week at heptapod.org.

Stuff that I want to get for myself.

• New sneakers
• Pannier bags for my bike, so I can go food shopping and use my car less frequently
• A new polycarbonate water bottle for my bike. My current bottle makes the water taste funny.
• Laptop stuff
  • An external drive
  • A new battery
  • A wireless card

Rough estimate comes out to five hundred bucks for everything. Too bad the fucking starter on my car had to be replaced.