1/14/05
Today is the big day. Huygens completes its descent towards Titan. Hopefully I'll wake up and pay some groggy attention to the events and possible festivities.

Today can not be done soon enough. I just want to go home and have my three day weekend. Thank you Lex Luthor. Thank you for teaching us about the horrors of superhumans.

Georgia, also known as The Florida That Knows How To Use a Voting Machine, has made headlines once again. Could the subject be their aggressive laws towards fair lending practices? Perhaps a bold step towards encouraging racial tolerance? Oh no, these redneck rubes are slapping "EVOLUTION IS A THEORY NOT FACT" stickers on science textbooks. Supposedly their faith with their "Christ" and "God" is so weak that these stickers validate their beliefs which are violated every time they stuff their puny inbred cock into their flabby mammies. Excelsior, Georgia.
Meanwhile in other parts of the world, some famous rich kid is catching heat for wearing a Nazi uniform. I have only one thing to say, hlaguhalughalughlahug sucking royal cock.
heptapod.org does not turn a blind eye to the furthest regions of space. Everyone's beloved Hubble telescope has allegedly and directly observed an exoplanet. I BET ALL THE ALIENS THERE ARE #DF5B8D OR #EA92F8!!!!!!!!!!! That's pink to you and me.
Okay feel free to return to your regularly scheduled masturbation.