"Anyway I collapsed on an overgrown stub of sidewalk, listened to my breathing and one of the escapepods I downloaded last week. I took the first of many photographs during my journey. You may notice that I included my bike in most shots as proof that I rode it all the way."
"Taking some of the back trails I stumbled upon a shelter and a wooden teepee where I sat, rested and reflected upon my travels. Some inner pep talk reminding me once again that this wasn't a race, what mattered most was actually reaching Garden of the Gods."
I just thought the designs on one of the poles holding up the shelter were really, really neat.
You see, the fat really brings out my chins.
"Now the sign said long haired freaky people need to walk their bikes. Also short haired respectable folk needed to follow this rule. Amidst the stony majesty of the alien rock formations which are the centerpiece of our Garden of the Gods I was humbled into glad obedience."
Even bicycles get tired.
raddidge says, "Why is your bike in practically every shot? It's like bike pr0nz0rz"
Look near the center of the image. See the weird little hill? Reminds me of the ridge upon the skull of an australopithecus robustus. It needed to be recorded for all posterity.
